A step by step guide

1. Procure 7 virgin maidens.

2. Submerge your sacrificial dagger in the fermented milk of a hermaphroditic goat collected at the peak of its ovulation 6 times while ingesting said goats mucus.

  3. Sacrifice the virgins with the previously prepared dagger consecutively by age, dominant hand, and nose slope.

4. Bathe in the blood of the scarifyees’–Invite your satanic coven to engage in a celebratory incestuous orgy.

5. Take a shower in the midst of your post-coitus glow. Make sure to get all of the virgin blood out of your hair.

6. Go to the store

7. Buy a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.